The Weekly Roundup: cops can't catch a break
- The headlines we were tempted to run, and the commentary we couldn’t.
Sunday 9 October
How could they say that about those poor Smurfs?
Monday 10 October
It talks about the “cost” of cultural appropriation. You know, like the steep cost societies have incurred by appropriating electricity, cars, computers, etc.
Tuesday 11 October
Black lives matter, but the University of New Haven would prefer to only have blacks speak if their political views line up with its own.
Okay, but what kind of privilege entails having such a horrid sense of fashion?
Racism...even around Halloween! When will the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy give these poor students a break?
And yet it never seems to be the Milo supporters causing disruptions and heckling their opponents.
Perhaps the students are afraid the Milo supporters will be able to defend themselves.
I dunno, UWM. Last time we checked, “exercising” free speech as a “private activity” did not entail wearing apparel emblazoned with “If I Encounter Another Cop With A God Complex I’m Going To Have To Show The World That They Are Human.”
Free speech permits...because just like driving, we need to make sure you won’t kill anyone.
Wednesday 12 October
One wonders whether “imperialist” or “whites” was intended to be the primary insult there.
We’re going to have to ask a female staffer to comment on this one...we don’t want to get cited for mansplaining.
How else could the rallies possibly be so YUGE?
Join us next week when he admits that they “may have a point.”
The ones supporting free speech are the fascists, apparently, but not the ones tearing down the free speech wall.
Good for them. Cars are well-documented agents of white supremacy. Just look at them lining up to oppress!
Sure, the one thing the federal government doesn’t want to pay for...
Thursday 13 October
Well, if there was one group of people who were going to leap to someone’s defense because he name-dropped a porn star...
They misspelled “exploration.”
Flag! Unamerican-like conduct on the field.
Who knew that candidates could deprive you of the right to vote?
Is he sure it’s the app that’s racist? Not, say, the people using it?
Gays now have too much privilege and must be expelled from the social justice tribe.
As long as they keep it civil, they’re perfectly within their rights. But boy are we excited to see what Milo has in store for them now that he knows what they’re planning to do.
And thus vanishes yet another distinction between the university campus and church camp. The only one remaining has to do with spiritual versus political ideology.
Friday 14 October
Y’know, there was once a time when people would have been ashamed to openly advocate for the wholesale slaughter of infants simply because they might be inconvenient...
Who knew history in context could be so injurious?
Recipe? Or are they really more of an appetizer while the main course cools in the kitchen?
As well he might. It’s his speech that keeps being censored.
Bask in Daddy’s corona of constitutionality.
Cherry-picking is easy, but showing people a bunch of cherries isn’t going to help them understand what a cherry tree looks like.
Apparently the critics didn’t have any substantive objections to the findings, other than the fact that they conflicted with their deeply-held liberal dogmas.
And neither will the Border Patrol, if history is any guide...
Saturday 15 October
What a poignant illustration that conservatives stand not only on the side of life, but also on the side of free speech and civility.
Sunday 16 October
What about all of her successful obfuscations? That’s gotta count for something, right?