The Weekly Roundup: Coping with coloring books

Campus Reform Reporter

  • The headlines we were tempted to run, and the commentary we couldn’t.
  • Monday 7 November

    Trump staffer assaulted, robbed for wearing MAGA hat

    The forces of tolerance strike again.

    PC faculty try to get conservative colleague fired for opinions

    Is it really just a coincidence that “Providence College” abbreviates to “PC”?

    Trump supporter called ‘crypto-Nazi,’ accused of ‘cyber-brownshirting’ at BU debate

    “[S]top calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you...”

    UCSB CRs turn tables on liberal senator, win Shapiro funding

    Video evidence has a habit of being rather inconvenient for leftists, these days.

    Tuesday 8 November

    Cal Poly Republicans accused of Nazi sympathy


    Socialists nestle in at Northeastern

    Gee, whod’ve thunk Massachusetts would be seen as fertile recruiting ground by communists?

    Board tells students to check ‘cis,’ ‘Christian’ privilege

    If one has multiple privileges to check, is one required to pay an extra handling fee?

    UCSB frets Shapiro will make black students ‘anxious and uneasy’

    Spiders and clowns make lots of people “anxious and uneasy,” but that doesn’t mean those fears are justified.

    Students tear down anti-Hillary flyers because they ‘don’t agree’

    As superficial SJWs, we’d condone this unabashed violation of free speech if it weren’t accompanied by the ghastly purple-yellow dress combo.

    Students newspapers go gaga over Hillary on Election Day

    Presenting the Election Day feature: “A Guide to Voting for Hillary.”

    Wednesday 9 November

    Pitt students take to streets after Trump victory


    UMD sex week guide lauds innovative butt plugs, birth control

    "If you have like a long tail coming out of your butt, and you can stand there and look like a character from Avatar while you like hold it in your hand and swing it around, you can build up your sexual confidence because now you have a persona you can play,” Antonelli explained.

    We don’t know whether to call the nursery or the asylum.

    VIDEO: Michigan students occupy library to protest Trump victory

    We’re surprised they knew where to find it...

    Profs cancel classes to ‘cope’ with ‘anxiety and terror’ of Trump win

    We suspect that says more about the professors than it does about Trump.

    ‘Anxious and fearful’ students demand day off to cry about Trump

    Shoot, we’d encourage them to take more days than that. How about 4,000?

    ‘American’ students burn Old Glory to protest Trump

    Because when you don’t get your way, you damn the entire nation.

    Schools offer counseling to help students process Trump win

    And the counselors are just champing at the bit to talk about something...anything...besides students’ latest drunken sexual escapades.

    American flag desecrated with ‘f*** you’ to Trump

    You know you like your identity politics when you acknowledge vandalism of a pride flag, but not an American one.

    Profs quivering with fear, anger after Trump election

    Good story, but not MSM-newsworthy: If you want to get it in The New York Times, replace the word “white” in the statements made with “black.”

    Thursday 10 November

    UMich to profs: don’t say ‘ladies and gentlemen,’ ‘mom and dad’

    Sometimes we wish they wouldn’t say anything.

    UT students block bridge during anti-Trump demonstration

    Well, at least they’re emulating Hillary. How does it go…”build bridges, not wa—” Wait, never mind.

    Review: too many old, white women teaching fashion studies

    Go ahead and check the “ageism” box for this week.

    UCI students scare themselves, hold ‘group cry’ after Trump win

    We haven’t seen this much collective whining by students since recess got canceled.

    ‘Safe spaces’ abound for students in ‘emotional crisis’ over Trump

    And the Canadians are already starting to get annoyed.

    College admins regale students with anti-Trump diatribes

    Maybe if they hadn’t canceled classes, they wouldn’t have so much time to figure out how to get a foot in their mouths.

    Friday 11 November

    UL-Lafayette student lied about hate crime by Trump supporters

    These liberals were told that Trump’s minions would be coming for them in force, so now that things are pretty much the same, they’re left with naught but hallucinogenic confirmation.

    MAP: Campuses reel in outrage, ‘fear’ over Trump’s election

    Have we just made the first Outrage Map?

    SMU revokes, then restores, honor for daughter of slain officer

    They were just worried that they might offend the officer’s killers, apparently.

    Saturday 12 November

    Brown students vandalize U.S. flags on eve of Veterans Day

    And just like that, the military was disbanded, Trump’s election was overturned, and Obama ascended into Heaven on a gilded pillow.

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