The Weekly Roundup: It’s just not winter without snowflakes
- The headlines we were tempted to run, and the commentary we couldn’t
Monday 12 December
Sounds like these shrews need some taming.
Who rendered this diagnosis?
GVSU should consider a new slogan: “Getting Vocal? Shut Up!”
The SJP chapter does not like a quote telling students “trust yourself.” We wouldn’t trust SJP, either.
She plans to spend the weekend going over past exams and painstakingly deleting every instance of the term. You know, for posterity.
Tuesday 13 December
As if a movie made in the late 90’s could’ve gone ahead with casting a trans lead!
“Please sir, can I have some more?”
We can think of a certain “safe space” that the Cal Poly student government would just love: immaculately dressed servants bring food on trays, everyone speaks in soothing tones, and even the walls are cushioned.
They might have to repaint, though, lest all that whiteness send them into fits.
We wouldn’t be surprised if the tree huggers engaged in a bit of idolatry.
What have they got to lose?
And you thought you had bathrooms all figured out when you graduated from pull-ups.
Wednesday 14 December
Gee, it’s almost as though judges are ordering them to do it...
“Problematizing” does seem to be an SJW specialty.
Hmm, that might still be a bit pricey, considering that students will graduate with a degree from City College.
Will the left get a taste of its own medicine?
Thursday 15 December
Really, though. How many septuagenarians actually pose an “immediate danger” to anyone?
If colleges are really that committed to wasting time indoctrinating students in progressive ideology, one would think that the least they could do would be to throw in a few tidbits of useful information here and there.
Not that the administration has taken notice…that would require acknowledging that there are—*gasp*—conservative students on campus.
And now that we can see his findings, it suddenly makes perfect sense that the university spent more than a year trying to keep the statistics secret.
Friday 16 December
A problem for whom?
Remember when they used to teach kids how to do a load of laundry and balance a checkbook during high school?
One has slipped through the cracks!
What did they do to deserve such treatment? Why, they...invited Ben Shapiro to speak on campus. The horror!