The Weekly Roundup: Merry Christmas!
- The headlines we were tempted to run, and the commentary we couldn’t
Monday 19 December
Despite this, liberal students still carry dildos to class. Someone should ask them why.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just have prisoners manufacture microaggressions, the way they do with license plates?
Grad students are just as incapable of hearing different opinions as undergraduate 18 year olds.
Fortunately, they’re also equally incapable of articulating their own views without parodying themselves.
Tuesday 20 December
California schools aren’t doomed after all!
Oh, wait. This guy’s a Republican? Never mind; they’re screwed.
The hate crimes are hoaxes? I’m sure the Russians are involved.
We sense a reboot of M*A*S*H* coming on...
Let’s try an exercise to test the validity of that assertion: In place of “whiteness,” choose any other skin color and see whether anyone gets offended.
Wednesday 21 December
Local lawmakers once again try to restore faith in higher education.
And you can bet they don’t mean the hackneyed liberalism being spewed by professors when they say “bias.”
Sure, they can put them in right next to the chapels.
Thursday 22 December
They say that as though it discredits the recording, but we would argue that the professor’s anti-Trump diatribe was also a “politically motivated effort.”
So what now?
And as a corollary benefit, having a shooting range on campus should make it less likely that the campus ever becomes a shooting range.
Only a professor in a liberal echo chamber would say this.
Just a reminder: the adage goes “when pigs fly;” not “when SJWs cry.”
Friday 23 December
Well, somebody had to teach them that money is fungible.
If being accurately labeled offends you, chances are you’re the problem.
Halloween really is the scariest day of the year.
Message: There’s a sliding morality scale for murder, depending on who does the killing and who does the dying.