The Weekly Roundup: Sophie's Choice for liberals
- The headlines we were tempted to run, and the commentary we couldn’t.
Monday 20 February
And then he’s shocked when he got heat for it?
Is that like Sophie’s Choice for bleeding hearts?
Did someone try to “whitesplain” to him the history of his own race?
Tuesday 21 February
They’re turning indecisiveness into an art form.
Why the surprise? Gov. Brown is merely appealing to his constituents.
Of course, it’s not really “silence” that they’re objecting to, because one suspects they would be less than mollified by a statement endorsing the EO.
How many hair products are available for African-Americans? Well, that kinda depends on where you shop...
Great reasoning, there. By the same logic, people wouldn’t die in car accidents if there were no cars.
Heck, we could probably even end racism in our lifetimes if everyone were to be permanently blinded.
Wednesday 22 February
Boy, what a convincing argument.
Think she’ll remember this the next time the school has a fundraising campaign?
Well, we were almost right. Turns out pigs will fly the day college administrators stand up to liberal excesses.
Turnabout is still fair play, right?
Thursday 23 February
As it is, municipal police generally treat campus police like a little sibling who insists on tagging along. Imagine what Border Patrol and ICE agents are going to think.
What we still can’t understand is the option to identify as “Both Gender Conforming and Gender Non-Conforming.”
Are there people out there who sometimes have a gender and sometimes don’t?
He shouldn’t have been suspended in the first place, of course; OCC presumably realized that punishing a whistleblower probably wasn’t the greatest PR move.
Friday 24 February
If only these kids understood banking, they would realize that preventing people from withdrawing their deposits actually helps Wells Fargo.
Saturday 25 February
Unlike with Caleb, there was a good reason for this one.